Mon, Apr 13th, 2009
As the federal government moves to institute salary caps for Wall Street executives, an increasing number of assholes are seeking employment elsewhere, a study confirmed today.
According to the report commissioned by the University of Minnesota's School of Business, at a time when the economy needs experienced hands at the tiller, some of the financial world's best-trained dickwads are fleeing the ship.
Related stories from top sites:
Most Bailed Out Banks Reduced Lending Since Getting Funds
Apr 19th, 2009 - The Huffington Post
Lending at the biggest U.S. banks has fallen more sharply than realized, despite government efforts to pump billions of dollars into the financial sector. According to a Wall Street Journal analysis of Treasury Department data...
Indie Films Suffer Drop-Off In Rights Sales
Apr 19th, 2009 - The Huffington Post
In the latest challenge to the American movie business, a crucial source of funding for independent films -- sales of foreign-distribution rights -- is rapidly drying up. For decades, independent movie producers in the U.S...
GlaxoSmithKline nears $3 bln deal for Stiefel-WSJ
Apr 19th, 2009 - Reuters
NEW YORK, April 19 (Reuters) - GlaxoSmithKline PLC (GSK.L)is close to a deal to buy U.S. skincare specialist StiefelLaboratories for about $3 billion, the Wall Street Journalsaid on its website on Sunday...
Glaxo reported near $3 billion deal for Stiefel Labs
Apr 19th, 2009 - MarketWatch
LOS ANGELES (MarketWatch) -- GlaxoSmithKline PLC is close to a deal to buy Stiefel Laboratories Inc., a closely held U.S. maker of dermatology products, for about $3 billion...
Norb Vonnegut: Raiders of the Rubber Chicken Circuit
Apr 19th, 2009 - The Huffington Post
Not another Ponzi scheme. The lineup of disgraced financiers is growing. Danny Pang is the newest entrant. Earlier this week, the Wall Street Journal ("WSJ") reported that authorities are investigating his firm for...you guessed it...a Ponzi scheme...
Related videos from YouTube:
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- Video Game Assholes, Episode...I'm getting a few of my favorite episodes up from my VGA series until I start working on new episodes next month.
- WAR on WALL STREET - RAMBO...WALL STREET Executives better wake up and get their heads out of their Asses, and Quit the nonsense and Bullshit, with all their Huge Salaries and Bonuses , and other Excessive Perks, after the US Tax Payers BAILED Them out ...
- Timothy Sykes Is an Asshole!www.TimothySykesExposed.com Get the scoop on Timothy Sykes! Download this free report before Tim's Lawyer's shut us down! Timothy Sykes, Wall Street Warrior and author of "An American Hedge Fund" ...
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