Assholes stories:
Jess Lashes Out -- Why Would I Stop Searching?
Sep 16th, 2009 - TMZ
Jessica Simpson still believes her beloved Malti-Poo Daisy isn't coyote food yet -- despite all of the "assholes" telling her to give up hope. Simpson -- who watched Daisy...
Andy Borowitz: Specter: "Now I Can Say It: What a Bunch of Fucking Assholes!"
Apr 28th, 2009 - The Huffington Post
Arlen Specter, the newly minted Democratic Senator from Pennsylvania, let his hair down in a freewheeling press conference at the U.S. Senate today, making this comment...
Andy Borowitz: Wall Street Salary Caps Drive Away Assholes
Apr 13th, 2009 - The Huffington Post
As the federal government moves to institute salary caps for Wall Street executives, an increasing number of assholes are seeking employment elsewhere, a study confirmed today.



